Fiddy's Fortress -- Back on Da Market

A German promotional company is calling bull-schnitzel on 50 Cent's agents -- claiming the William Morris Endeavor agency charged them $125,000 to negotiate for a concert that never happened.
Ze company, Major Movez, claims all they wanted to do was talk with Fiddy's peeps about ze possibility of booking ze rapper for a concert in Graz, Austria in ze summer of 2009.

But according to ze lawsuit, filed in L.A. County Superior Court, WME claimed it would cost ze German's $125k for ze opportunity to negotiate -- with no promise of a deal -- and if the deal fell through, "WME would return the entire amount."

Ze Germans claim they ponied up -- but when ze deal eventually crumbled, they never got their $125,000 back.

Now they're taking WME to court, where they are demanding ze swift return of their Deutsche Marks.

50 Cent -- Puerto Rico Suave

New York City held its 52nd Annual Puerto Rican Day this weekend -- and by the looks of it, Fiddy has a special appreciation for the "Isle of Enchantment."

50 Cent's Mansion War -- Game Over

50 Cent finally buried the hatchet in the legal war over his 52-room Connecticut mansion -- and not one person had to get shot.

Moments ago, Fiddy reached settlement with the engineering firm he accused of misleading him about repairs and renovations on the ridiculously huge estate before he bought it from Mike Tyson.

Fiddy claims he never would have bought the crumbling mansion had the firm he hired to inspect it done a proper job. Repairs for the house were estimated by the company at $500,000 -- 50 Cent says he has shelled out millions.

So far, details on the settlement are being kept under wrarps

'I, 50 Cent, Swear to Tell the Truth ...'

50 Cent was his own best witness in court yesterday -- taking the stand in a case over a 52-room Connecticut mansion he bought from Mike Tyson.

Fitty -- who's worth a reported $150 mil -- is all pissed off because he claims he hired an inspection company to go through the place before he bought it -- and they told him it would only cost around $500,000 to fix up.

But the rapper claims he was misled -- and after he bought it, the real fix-up cost was around $3 mil.

The inspection company is stickin' by their story. The trial is still going on today...

50 Cent Is Divine

In what is sure to be the seventh sign of the apocalypse, former gangsta rapper 50 Cent hung out with a new shawty ... the Divine Miss M, Bette Midler.
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She is the wind beneath his bullet-ridden wings.

Fitty Shot -- This Time It's Cute

50 Cent's been shot nine times -- but dude really reversed his image yesterday by working a crowd with adorable little kids and peaceful pooches.

But most emasculating of all: Being in a picture with Chace Crawford.

50 Cent Screws Rap Rival with Revenge Porn Tape

2Pac vs Biggie, it ain't -- but now the beef between 50 Cent and Rick Ross has reached a whole new level ... and it involves a homemade porn tape.

A source tells TMZ 50 Cent plans to release a porn tape featuring one of Rick Ross' baby mamas. We're told 50 bought the tape and will post it on his own site -- and even provide voice-over on it. This is 50!

The feud between the two rappers -- one popular, one not -- has included animated videos, radio station disses and a video where 50 Cent took another of Ross' baby mamas shopping for clothes.

Fitty -- Go Ahead, Shoot Me!

He clenched his fists and threatened to go all Kanye on our ass -- but the only thing 50 Cent fired off at LAX yesterday was one of the most pleasant conversations ever.

Fitty -- My Pillow Talk Ain't Worth 50 Cents

If 50 Cent makes you a promise post-coitus, don't hold him to it.

TMZ has learned 50 Cent is firing back at baby mama Shaniqua Tompkins, who filed a $50 million breach of contract suit. In a response to her suit we've obtained, 50 says anything he said to her is "nothing more than pillow talk and romantic declarations of love."

50 even lays out in the simplest terms -- "If I ever intended to make that kind of commitment to [Tompkins], I would have married her."

Baby Mama's people -- your serve.

50 Cent: Get It Open or Die Tryin'

Add one more person to the unemployment line -- the guy who locked the keys to 50 Cent's Rolls in the car.
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With their livelihood -- and probably lives! -- on the line, members of Fiddy's crack security team hastily used coat hangers to jimmy his ride's door open in London this morning.

Go shawty, it's yo last day.